Just For the Fun of it

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My Boy Usually takes Me: A visitor to one of our Mountain towns had a few hours to wait before a meeting he was to attend was to start so he decided that he would look around the beautiful country side.

After some time of driving around he discovered he was lost, so he decided he would ask an old gentleman sitting on the porch for some directions.

He said, say mister, how do you get to town from here? The old gentleman replied, most of the time my boy takes me.

I Know I Ante Lost: A little boy sat by the fork of the road whittling on a stick of wood when a man drove up and stopped. The man  ask the boy where the road to the left went and the little boy shrugged his shoulders and grunted  "I don't know"

The man then ask where the road to the right went, sure enough the same reply, I don't know. The man some what annoyed at the  lad said, don't you know anything! The boy quickly replied, I know I ante lost.

Does Your Dog Bite? The Insurance Agent needing to make a sale real bad saw a man sitting on the front porch decided to stop and talk to him about his Insurance needs noticed a large, mean looking dog growling at him . He ask the old gentleman, does your dog bite? No replied the man, My dog don't bite. As he entered the yard this mean looking dog got hold of the Insurance Agent and did a number on his leg. Finally he escaped from the dog and got out side of the gate and said, Mister I thought you said your dog didn't bite Th old gentleman replied, My dog don't bite, that one ante mine

I HAVE SHINGLES: This man went into the Doctors office and the desk clerk ask, can I help you? Yes replied the man, I have Shingles.

She said , be seated and the nurse will call you in a minute. Shortly the Nurse took him in, checked his blood pressure and temperature and then set him in a little room and said, The Doctor will see you very shortly, the Doctor come in and said what can I do for you?

His reply was, I have a truck load of shingles and need to know where you want them unloaded?

BUZZARD FOR DINNER: The preacher went home with this family for dinner. While sitting in the living room he was talking to the family five year old while waiting to dinner to get ready.

The little boy said, I bet I can tell you what we are having for dinner, in reply the preacher ask, are we having chicken? Nope replied the child, maybe we are having roast beef, nope we are having Buzzard replied the boy. you mean we are having chicken no said the boy, Just the other day I heard mummy tell daddy, if we are going to have that old buzzard for dinner, let's get it over with.


TWO FACES: A little girl come into the house and finding her neighbor there she begin to look the neighbor over from top to bottom , Then she went behind the lady and with a very curious expression she exclaimed, Why Mummy she don't have two faces!


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