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THOU HAS  HAD A GOOD DAY: This man ran out to catch his bus for work and it was pouring the rain when he was ready to get off the bus. Having some things he wanted to stay dry and not having his umbrella he noticed there was a Quaker with a large black  umbrella. He decided to borrow the Quakers umbrella with out asking for it.

He suddenly grabbed the Quakers umbrella and dashed out into the rain.

That evening he gathered four umbrellas up he had left in the office and started home with them.

As he was getting on the bus, sure enough the Quaker saw him with the umbrellas under his arm and he said, "I see that thou has had a good day.

See You in Three days: This young man got  married and took his new bride home and one evening as they were watching TV together she ask him to go into the kitchen and get her some pop corn. His reply was, I am the man of this house and if you want pop corn you go get it yourself. She told him again to get her some pop corn and again he told her in no few words he was the man of the house and she quietly said, you get me the pop corn, and if you don't it will be three or four days before you will see me. In final reply he said you heard me, I am the man of this house. Sure enough the first day, the second day and the third day he didn't see her, the fourth day one of his eyes started to open and he could see her a little from the right eye.

Before I Was Married: A young preacher was having a problem getting the attention of his congregation. Some one told him to visit the older preacher down the road and see how he did things. The following Sunday he visited the older preacher and when he first come to the front he said, ladies and gentlemen before I bring my message today I must confess that before I was married I was constantly in the arms of another woman, Things got real quite and he said, it was my mother. So the young preacher tried it and as he said the arms of another woman he looked up and saw his red headed wife, coming down the isle and he said, Good Lord, I forgot who it was.

SIN: Did you know that sin will take you farther than you want to go, keep you longer than you want to stay and cost you more than you want to pay?

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