Just for the fun of it

Start Eating:  This young Vacuum cleaner salesman wanted to prove his Vacuum cleaner could do anything in cleaning. So he knocked on this ladies door, as she opened the door he threw a hand full of dirt on her floor. To her dismay she said what in the world is wrong with you? Lady exclaimed the salesman, don't worry, if my Vacuum cleaner can't get that dirt up, I will eat it. You had better start eating said the lady, we don't have any electricity.

Mommy, Come and Get Me:  This young girl got married. Three days later she called her mother crying, saying, mommy come and get me for I am married to a Monster. A Monster said her mother! Honey I thought you married a very nice young man. No said the daughter, he is terrible, he uses four letter words. What kind of four letter word ask the mother? O mommy they are to terrible to quote said the daughter. You must tell me said the mother or I won't come and get you. Ok said the daughter. Mommy he uses words like ,wash, iron, cook and work. Wow he is a Monster said the mother, I'll be right there to get you honey.

Stay Together: There was this man than wanted to go deep sea fishing but he could not swim. After insisting he wanted to go any way he was told to sit on the back of the boat and be sure he did not stand up.

Sure enough, he got a large fish on his line and being excited he stood up and lost his rod and reel and it caused him to fall into the ocean. He began to yell I can't swim, help I can't swim. The captain of the boat reached out and caught him by the arm and his arm come off, he then caught him by the leg and his leg come off. The captain finally caught him by the hair of the head and sure enough his toupee come off. The captain was overheard saying, friend if you don't stay together I will never get you out of the water. 

  Ground Hog Day This man started out of the house for work and as he started out of the door his wife said, honey do you remember what today is? Being in a rush he said yes and went on. On the way to work he started thinking, what is today? Is it her birthday? fearing it might be, he stopped by the Florist and sent her a dozen red roses and started on to work, no, I don't think it is her birthday, Is it our Anniversary? so he stopped by the jewelry store and sent her a beautiful necklace of gold. Wanting to cover all bases that evening he bought her a box of candy and went home. He ask her if she got the flowers and necklace and she said, Yes honey this is the best Ground Hog day I ever had.